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Famous Quotes That Marilyn Monroe Never Actually Said

People will believe whatever you tell them to believe. If you don’t believe me, scroll through your Instagram or Facebook feed and look at the photo memes your friends share. I don’t think I hate anything as much as I hate memes. They slowly destroy society with false facts, fake contests and celebrity misquotes. My … Continue reading

11 Reasons Being Single is Awesome

I get so sick of seeing similarly titled blogs pop in my Twitter or Facebook feed. I click through, super excited that someone will finally throw singles a fucking bone about how much they actually have going for them. Instead, it’s some cockamamie bullshit about how you don’t have to shave your legs in the … Continue reading

An Honest Account of My Facebook Newsfeed

I love social media. It’s entertaining, prevents me from developing an addiction to Candy Crush and it cuts my paychecks. That being said, I also think that social networking has bred or perhaps just brought to life an innate evil in all of us. It’s maddening to see what the rest of the world is … Continue reading

Why I Hate Flaccid Dicks

There is presently a widespread epidemic threatening the sex lives of twenty-somethings and beyond. I’m not referring to the terrifying new strain of chlamydia that doesn’t respond to antibiotics, although such a thing does exist and serves as a legitimate reason for you to wrap that shit up. I’m talking about impotency and the problems … Continue reading

Internet Friends

Come now, surely we can be friends. No, but seriously. I’ve had internet friends for as long as I can remember. From the very moment my parents got a 56k dial-up modem and before my little fingers had even formally schooled in keyboarding, I was ready to log on and connect with anyone I found … Continue reading

Ruins and Other Poems

“Ruins” we built something once, this city of ours. we planted the fields and numbered the stars. we paved our own roads, and wrote our own maps. laid this foundation; then came the collapse. a downfall depicted in ancient script. tragedy that no one can ever decrypt remnants of temples all tied up in vines … Continue reading

Sex Toys and Craigslist

Whenever I’m feeling like there is absolutely no hope for mankind, I turn to Craigslist. And in almost every instance, this reaffirms that I was correct. Take this most recent post for instance. Long story short, I ended up with a sex toy suited for male parts when I have female ones. Here is the … Continue reading

Side Effects

Making the decision to walk away from an abusive relationship is hard enough. Even more grueling, however, are the side effects. Side effects are the adverse effects that come with medical treatments. In some cases, side effects can be devastating to our health but we risk this because we believe they accompany a healing medication … Continue reading

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